Miz Fuzz, the Bearded Lady
Growing up in a small town in Eastern Maine, Miz Fuzz always craved glamour. She thought SMOKING might provide added allure, but soon discovered it also ADDED A PRICKLY SHADOW ON HER FACE that could wear through her flannel pillowcase. When a local fisherman suggested a competition to see who could GROW A BEARD faster for winter, she finally had the incentive to join the circus.
FACT: Girls who smoke are more likely to have excess facial hair.