Smoke and make friends—preferably with a cancer specialist or a heart surgeon, because you may need one.

The tobacco industry loves this ruse: Show smoking as a very sociable activity, with everyone laughing and having a good time. But tobacco companies get the last laugh. They know how much adolescents want to be accepted socially, so they spend millions to show tobacco as the fast track to peer approval. Smoking in order to get attention, overcome shyness, or join in with the crowd has severe side effects—emphysema and clogged arteries, to name a few. There are far healthier ways to make friends.

But wait, there's MORE
On August 17, 2006, U.S. District Judge Gladys Kesseler issued a federal opinion in the federal government's lawsuit against major tobacco companies. It was found that the tobacco companies (the defendants):
"Defendants have marketed and sold their lethal products with zeal, with deception, with a single-minded focus on their financial success, and without regard for the human tragedy of social costs that success exacted."
- U.S. District Judge Gladys Kesseler